If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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