Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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