okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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