i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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