So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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