we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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