omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I am mentally ready for anal.
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