his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Randomize
