Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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