I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Randomize
