Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
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