When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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