i don't want you to think of me as your TA
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
My ass is underappreciated
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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