Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
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