Im at strip club and am horny
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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