Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Please don't give away my fajitas
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