am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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