Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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