just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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