The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
His nipple licking is glorious
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