it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
im holly from the hills drunk
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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