that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
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