Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
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