Dude my mom stole all your condoms
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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