So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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