This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
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