Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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