Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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