just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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