I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
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