He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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