On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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