What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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