just come out here and I will go home with you...
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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