wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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