There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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