try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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