Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
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