Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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