Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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