The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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