No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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