He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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