it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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