I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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