I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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