Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
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