So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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