sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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