It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
Randomize
