suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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