If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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