do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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